Where would we be without the naked wizard? Certainly, if you are a man, you will know what we mean when we say, that life could get a lot worse.
You could do the wrong drugs
At a large music festival
You could be wearing a wizard costume
And remove it
And get tazed by the cops for refusing to put your costume back on
And have the smallest penis
Ever
So be grateful that you don't have an itsy bitsy teeny weenie. And if you do, at least be happy that millions of people don't know you do from having a video of your, um, smallishness posted everywhere for the world to see.
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