Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Oh, no. You didn't just do that.

Here's a quiz for you. You've just been pulled over for drunk driving. The female cop sits you down on a park bench and turns to prepare the breathalyzer. What do you do?

a) sit quietly
b) make a run for it
c) vomit
d) pass out
e) none of the above

Answer: E. None of the above. No, no, no. You don't do any of the things normal drunk people would do. You're different. You're special. You decide it's the perfect time to "cop" a feel.

As if you weren't in enough trouble already...

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